You know what's important to think about today? President Ahmadinejad's reelection. That's Ahh-mah-din-eh-jjad.
Just a few months ago, I was running against Ahmadinejad in Iran's presidential election. While candidates all around me were being assasinated and accused of childhood vandalism, murder, sex with white prostitutes, etc, my record remained spotless. I ran under the platform "Vote Mohammad. Jahromi; Your Homie."
It caused much duress when I decided to step out of the race. It was clear to me, even then that Ahmadinejad would be beating Mousavi later that weekend, although we spent the duration of the Iranian Expediency Council's committee time BITCHING about how Ahmadinejad was being nailed RED HANDED for screwing up employment cycles in Iran.
Needless to say, me and the majority of the Expediency Council was assassinated with plastic guns a few hours later ANYWAY.
I know what you are talking about and you sound like a crazy person....
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